| Computer Virus: As you were playing minecraft your computer starts to glitch and the screen turns black you tried to power it off but the screen turns back on glitching and a demonic voice rings your ears IM WATCHING YOU |
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Чхав я на тебе. *Викидаю комп'ютер у вікно.* |
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| Computer Virus: As the computer gets ejected out of the window the screen glitches and a large red eye looks out of it, it speaks with a demonic voice YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASY |
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| *Зачиняю вікно.* | |||||||||||||||||||
| Computer Virus: the computer glitches through the closed window and floats right in front of you YOU CANT KEEP ME AWAY THAT EASY~ the eyes narrow and it looks at you directly |
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От же вчепився, як реп'ях. Може, дихлофосом? *Беру балончик дихлофосу зі столу.* |
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| Computer Virus: the computer glitches and dodges the spray, it laughs THAT WILL NOT AFFECT ME YOU KNOW it floats around you looking at your body scanning you |
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*Викидаю дихлофос.* Знаю, що допоможе. *Підходжу до полиці, беру з неї коробку з написом "dev/null". Відкриваю коробку. В руках у мене - згусток абсолютної порожнечі.* Ти чудово знаєш, що це таке. |
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| Computer Virus: the eyes on the computer widen in fear as it shakes and backs away NO DONT YOU DARE it floats away from you terrified NOT THE NULLBOX |
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| Тоді забирайся, поки я тебе туди не переадресував. | |||||||||||||||||||
| Computer Virus: it nods quickly and with a glitched face it says FINE FINE ILL LEAVE it disappears into the computer |
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*В комп'ютер, який лежить розбитим на дорозі під моїм вікном.* От і добре. *Заштовхую порожнечу назад до коробки. У господарстві знадобиться.* |
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| Computer Virus: the computer lays broken outside as you store the box, suddenly it starts glitching and ringing from the outside signalling that the virus is trying to get your attention |
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Що, знову? *Моя рука тягнеться до коробки.* |
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| Computer Virus: the computer speaks, it's voice glitchy and quiet but panicked P-PLEASE DONT I'LL BE GOOD THIS TIME it glitches more as it waits for your next move |
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Все, набридло. *-[]-[]-[]-[]CONNECTION TERMINATED* |
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| Computer Virus: the computer suddenly goes dead as the connection gets terminated. It lays on the ground outside while the virus is probably wondering what happened |
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Опубліковано 14.07.2026